Game of the Month - Sexy Airlines

People aren’t flying much these days, in case you haven’t noticed. But thanks to Sexy Airlines, our Game of the Month for March, you can live out all your air travel fantasies without leaving home. From the comfort of your couch, you can travel the world with an international crew at your side -- all ready and waiting to climb into your cockpit. (Oh, c’mon - I had to.)

After getting fired from a major airliner for getting it on together at work, you and your business partner decide to strike out on your own. Your goal? Bring together women from all over the world to kickstart the smuttiest airline to ever fly the friendly skies. As your business expands, you’ll visit more countries and build up a diverse staff of cute and quirky women eager to join the Mile High Club. 

Sexy Airlines is an idle clicker game, so building up that dream fleet is really just a matter of time and patience. As you chart out flight plans, you’ll pick an attendant to stay on top of each flight, and pump resources into their planes so they can rake in the big bucks. The more profits they bring in, the more destinations you’ll fly to and the bigger Sexy Airlines will get!

More destinations also means more attendants, as you’ll pick up lovely new employees at each lush locale. In fact, this is one of the reasons why we’re naming it our Game of the Month: the scope of just how many nationalities are represented here. This game offers a truly international collective of globe-trotting sex workers, with two attendants to choose from per destination. Once you pick your attendant, she manages that particular flight for an in-game season, all while flirting around with both you and her coworkers.

The attendants themselves are the game’s biggest strengths, as you’ll see through texting them during flights. (Guess texting really doesn’t affect liftoff, huh?) Sexy Airlines goes out of its way to get you invested in its characters through casual sexting, which is where most of the characterization happens. Sure, these convos are in service of soliciting nudes and hooking up with each other, but the characters get room to breathe and develop all the same. My personal favorites are Zenya, a kinky single mother with dreams of settling down, and Shreya, a spiritual young woman preparing for a year-long meditation retreat. 

That fun, flirtatious atmosphere serves a good purpose, too. Sexy Airlines comes with a disclaimer in its opening screens, explicitly condemning rampant sexual harassment in the airline industry. While pointing out a serious, real-world problem, the game presents a fantasy scenario where the player is rewarded for not being a creep. You absolutely should never take this to mean, “flirt with someone and she’ll DM me nudes,” of course, but any game that teaches the value of getting to know somebody and knowing what enthusiastic consent looks like is doing good work. 

Naturally, that enthusiastic consent leads to enthusiastic sex, as Sexy Airlines has no shortage of mouth-watering pics of each girl. Whether you’re getting a handjob next to the Eiffel Tower, meditating in the nude, or being sucked off by a pro motorcyclist (with her helmet on, naturally,) the actual sex in this game is cheeky, charming, and campy in all the best ways. The whole thing feels like an excuse to figure out how many different locales the artists could imagine fucking in, and the answer they seemingly came to was, “a whole lot.” If you’ve ever had a fantasy of traveling the world and shacking up all over the world, odds are this game is the right destination for you. 

So, you’re cleared for takeoff - what are you waiting for? Sexy Airlines is available now from Nutaku on Android and PC.