Game Review - Kink Inc

Tender Troupe took you down to the country for their smash hit Booty Farm, but steamy rural romps aren’t all the talented team is known for. Last August, the celebrated developer dropped Kink Inc., a spicy idle game set firmly at the intersection of political and corporate intrigue. A far cry from the charming down-home feel of their previous game, this sexy free-to-play clicker is extremely modern and metropolitan – not to mention sexy!

As appropriately named entrepreneur and mayor Dick Ruff, you’ll start Kink Inc with little more than a few dedicated employees, a bit of political clout, and a smidgen of start-up cash. See, Dick had a little online mishap where he ordered one quintillion (!) dildoes from the internet, which plunged his town into unfathomable debt. To recover, you’ll build out your fledgling corporate empire and eventually oversee a thriving city of successful local businesses. But because this isn’t called Local Economy Simulator, you’ll need to get your hands (and a few other parts) dirty if you want to be successful.

To get ahead, you see, Dick’ll need to give some head. The protagonist is much more than an ambitious businessman and dubiously decent politician, as his main skill is sleeping around with the right ladies at the right time - in all the right ways! As you build up and fill out your very own city of sin, you’ll meet all sorts of business owners, employees, and even celebs eager to get a piece of the pie. These gorgeous girlbosses are more than ready to jump Dick’s bones at a moment’s notice. As you’d expect, Kink Inc’s roster of ladies is cut from a deliberately modern cloth. Every girl looks and feels like a modern and familiar archetype, exaggerated to the funniest and horniest extremes possible. So, if you’ve ever wanted to shack up with an e-girl streamer in cat ear headphones, Kink Inc’s the closest you’ll probably get. (Be honest with yourself, okay?)

While this is technically a city sim, it’s mostly a clicker, which means getting to spend some face-on-face time with the cast is always only a few taps away. As you pump money into local businesses, the locals will start to take notice and start doing favors for their mayor. Much like Sexy Airlines, though, each section of Kink Inc is divided into seasons, meaning that there’s a steep cutoff point early on. But once you get past the early levels, you’ll have plenty of time to pour time, money, and a little something extra into your constituents. Once you’re in the “thick” of Kink Inc, you’ll have ample time to do whatever and whoever you want.

What makes Kink Inc stand out from other clickers is in its unique and colorful artwork. Tender Troupe has an in-house style that’s distinctive and extremely cartoony, which gives all of their girls a fun and soft look. That style works extremely well in a modern setting, as they have free reign to take anything from popular culture and adapt it in their signature style. Let’s just say your favorite comedy is a certain legal spoof starring a blonde law student with a penchant for pink, for example. The Legally Boned event, running now through March 15, gives you a chance to subpoena a brilliant and busty lawyer’s tight clothes for a row of courtroom cunnilingus! (No objections here, that’s for sure.)

If you’ve farmed booty until the cows came home, then, why not take a trip down to the city and take Kink Inc. out for a spin? Tender Troupe’s stylish art makes for a fun and sexy clicker that isn’t really like anything else Nutaku has on tap.