Game Review - Chick Empire

We all know cheating doesn’t pay – not usually, anyway. But in Chick Empire, porn superstar Marcello Bravo learns this the hard way when he seduces his producer’s wife. Kicked out on the curb and left with nothing, Marcello has to work with his real-life wife, Little Caprice, to rebuild their smut empire. They waste no time putting together a whole camming operation, hiring some of the hottest ladies they can find to perform for them.

But there’s just one little problem – something that threatens to put an end to their whole operation. After their rollicking first day, Marcello and Caprice realize that they’ve lost everything the next morning. Every girl, every camera, every subscriber… it’s all vanished into thin air. The dynamic duo give it their all one more time, only to discover that everything’s gone up in smoke again the following day. That’s when it hits them: they’re caught in a time loop, with no possible clue on how to escape. With nothing else to do, the couple resigns themselves to eternity of sleeping around with a never-ending parade of quirky, kinky, and eager sex workers.

(Wait… this is supposed to be a bad thing?)

If you’re familiar with Nutaku’s other clicker/sim hybrids, such as Kink Inc. or Sexy Airlines, you’ll feel right at home in Chick Empire. Despite the incredibly involved plot, helping Marcello and Caprice build their fleeting camgirl empire is easier than you might think. After hiring your first girl, you’ll start clicking on her show and raking in more cash to fund your operation. Each day, you’ll build out a more and more successful camming setup, and work towards eventually having a huge, diverse roster of performers working under your wing. As you hire more, you’ll get to know them on a much more intimate level – in more ways than one!

These performers are one of the biggest draws of Chick Empire. (It’s right there in the title, after all!) Each girl has her own reason for becoming a camgirl, and those reasons are almost always interesting. There’s something special about knowing somebody got into camming to break away from their strict upbringing, or to shove it in the face of a bogus ex-boyfriend, because it endears you to them in ways you might not have been otherwise. It also helps that the girls are a unique blend of hentai influences and quasi-realistic porn, which results in these characters that almost feel real, but are still based firmly in fantasy.

But let’s say you don’t want fantasy – maybe you’re more into IRL porn, and cartoon ladies don’t do much for you. Chick Empire was made with you in mind, because there are actual high-quality porn shoots unlockable with enough hard work. In fact, the game’s opening gives you an extremely sexy scene starring Little Caprice herself, featuring a quick blowjob that’s followed up by some doggy style and ends in a thick mouthful of cum for the star. This scene is great and completely free, and is the first of many featuring big stars that you’ll unlock throughout the game. If you’re a hardcore porn enthusiast, you’ll really want to check this one out for the exclusive scenes.

Chick Empire is one of those games that really has a little something for everyone. If you’re into management sims, you’re going to love overseeing your own camgirl operation, and getting to know each future starlet working with you. Casual gamers, on the other hand, will eat up the accessible controls and interface, which is snappy and intuitive on both mobile and PC. Nutaku diehards will love the huge variety of smutty illustrations and kinky animations, and even if you’re not usually into porn games, you might want to give it a go for the exclusive porn shoots. Who knows – you might find a new favorite hobby?

If you’re looking for a blend of the real and the fantasy, and want to see both IRL performers and illustrated cuties under one game, Chick Empire is very much the game for you. Both the game and the developer’s earlier title, horny CCG Chick Wars, are available for free on PC and mobile right now!