Game Review - Gentlemen's Club

If you’ve played a video game that’s too spicy for kids, chances are good you’ve frequented a few hundred virtual strip joints. Whether gamers are committing grand theft auto or making intergalactic jerks pay for shooting up their rides, strip clubs have been a longtime staple of the medium. And if you ask us, it makes total sense! You get to enjoy all the cool lighting, thumping music, and gorgeous girls with none of the lingering scent of aftershave and cheap buffets. What could be better than that?

But more often than not, video games don’t ever quite get the whole strip club experience right. More often than not, these virtual strip joints are a far cry from the real thing, and just feel like drab rooms with a pole and a half-enthused woman in the middle of it. A top-notch strip joint is so much more than just the uncanny valley dancers and depressing interior design choices most titles make it out to be.

That’s why Gentlemen’s Club, available now on the Nutaku Store, is bringing something fresh to the medium. Now, gamers aren’t just tasked with visiting a strip club for a shootout or to hide from the cops – they have to run the whole show. Gentlemen’s Club finally takes the popular format of mobile simulation games and applies it to the glamorous, high-stakes world of strip club management. It’s up to you to transform your club from a rinky-dink shack with a pole in it to a classy, upscale hangout spot filled with the hottest ladies you can find!

As club owner Jo Fella, you’ll build the strip club of your wildest dreams through a kooky, off-kilter narrative that mixes sex with political and legal intrigue. Along the way, you’ll encounter sexy new dancers and barmaids you can get on your payroll and put to work. As your staff grows, you’ll rake in more cash that you can reinvest in better booze, snazzier decorations, or new skills for your stable of performers!

And because this is a Nutaku game, Gentlemen’s Club features the only club in existence that does away with the whole “look and don’t touch policy.” As luck has it, each new staff member is insatiably horny and gets off on getting kinky with their boss, their coworkers, their clientele… just about anyone, really! Which, of course, translates to 60 fully illustrated sex scenes that put 30 exotic dancers front and center of your phone screen. Just like the best strip clubs too, Gentlemen’s Club doesn’t just showcase one or two types of girls, with a diverse cast that’s sure to cater to each and every fantasy in your dirty little mind. Plus, your employees just can’t seem to keep their hands off themselves, which leads to plenty of hot, heavy lesbian action – always a treat!

So, the next time you’re playing a gritty shooter and find yourself in another boring video game strip club, don’t just sit there twiddling your stick. Whip out your phone and fire up Gentlemen’s Club – where you can finally make a strip club in a video game that isn’t lame, sad, creepy, or all of the above! And unlike those other games, you’ll definitely have a free hand when you’re fap—… urm, building your strip club empire. (Wink wink.)

Gentlemen’s Club is available now for mobile and PC.