Game Review - Chick Dynasty

You might think that video games about the Three Kingdoms era of ancient China wouldn’t be that common, but you’d be totally wrong. Whether it’s taking on the role of an ancient Chinese warlord and laying waste to rival armies, or controlling armies as a powerful empire, there’s no shortage of popular games that let you relive some of the most interesting and dramatic parts of world history.

But here’s the thing – none of those games let you peek into the most intimate moments of those fraught years between the Han and Jin Dynasties. Which is a shame, considering world history literally could not happen if people weren’t boning down!

Fortunately, that’s where Chick Dynasty comes in. Liberally adapting elements from the literary classic, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, LT Games has created a cute and addictive auto-battler that’s spiced up with a heaping helping of historical hotties. As you take legendary warriors through fully 3D battles, you’ll encounter a whole squadron of well-endowed generals and scholars who are eager to strut their stuff on and off the battlefield. You’ll take over ancient China while taking off the ornate, silken clothing and heavy armor of your finest ladies!

And there are a lot of ladies, too! You’ll run into many of them on your journey, as you blaze your trail through over 1000 stages spread across an sprawling interactive map. As your army grows, you’ll collect treasure and harvest resources to upgrade your best fighters and pit them against even stronger foes. Continue to level up your loveliest (and most lethal!) ladies, and you’ll be treated to even sexier art of them in various states of undress. Plus, if you manage to trounce enough sexy warriors and topple their empire, they may join your army and help you in your erotic crusade!

We love how Chick Dynasty manages to thread that needle between “big budget mobile gaming” and “erotic mobile gaming” by delivering a pretty, high-quality mobile game with visuals that rival some of the bigger games out there right now. The 3D battles are crisp and fluid, with no noticeable lag or slowdown on high-end smart devices. And don’t worry – when you’re not stripping down a Wei, Shu, or Wu state sweetie, the rest of the game is something you don’t have to be coy about playing in public. The horniest parts of Chick Dynasty are sequestered off into their own little areas of the map and menu, meaning that you can conquer armies in the streets and bed warriors in the sheets!

Chick Dynasty offers a premium auto-battle ARPG experience with a witty, whimsical retelling of one of China’s most fraught period. Plus, it finally lets gamers do the previously impossible: get down and dirty with a whole harem of the Three Kingdoms’ sexiest. So, if you’re into making love and war, this is definitely one game you won’t want to miss!

Chick Dynasty is available now on Android on the Nutaku Store!