Game of the Month - Lord of Lewds

“Family Feud” had a whole meaning in feudal China.

Armies rose and fell at the order of mighty dynasties – empires intent on conquering and claiming all of China for themselves. The sprawling, sordid tale has been immortalized in the epic piece of Chinese literature, Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and even inspired a hit series of action-packed video games. (Any Lu Bu lovers in the crowd?) There are whole college courses on specific eras of different dynasties, so to keep it simple: three empires vied for control of China, and the events shaped the course of the country’s history for centuries.

Lord of Lewds puts you smack-dab in the middle of a very, very loose recreation of ancient China and tasks you with the seemingly impossible. In order to compete in the world of Lewds, you’ll have to build their own empire from scratch and take on the dynasties themselves. As you conquer and strengthen your grip on the people, you’ll get the chance to build sprawling cities and fortify towering castles. Along the way, you’ll amass an army of capable, beautiful, and deadly women to help dethrone each emperor and put you in complete control of China!

Those lethal ladies bring the extra ‘oomph’ to Lord of Lewds’ strategy-driven god game gameplay and tactical RPG battles. It’s not every day that players get to see ancient Chinese cuties part their beautiful and colorful garments, thirsty for your affection between each fierce battle. Each foxy feudal fighter you do battle with is unique, with complex backstories and distinctive character designs. The cast is a change of scenery from porn superstars and anime catgirls, but if you’re history nerds like us, or just want to see a whole bunch of beautiful babes slide out of beautiful clothes… look no further! Over 20 limber, lusty ladies await your every command.

These characters help establish Lord of Lewds’ setting, and set the game apart from the empire-building, kingdom-conquering competition on the market. It merges a unique setting that’s more interesting than, say, Ancient Rome or viking stuff, with smart strategy gameplay and great battle mechanics. What’s more, the animated and fully uncensored feudal fucking in Lord of Lewds isn’t quite like anything else you’re gonna find in the usual strategy gaming spaces. Just saying.

If you’re interested in learning about Chinese history, the whacked-out depiction of the empires here is honestly a great place to dip your toes in. Plus, if just you’re in the mood for a power trip, with a harem of beautiful glamazons at your side, you don’t get much more powerful that ruling all of ancient China.

Do you have the stuff to be a great emperor, and to lead your girlboss army to prosperity and complete dominance? Or will you fizzle out like the Children’s Crusade? We don’t know – we’re not psychics! You’ll have to find out for yourself in Lord of Lewds – available now for Android from the Nutaku store.