Captain's Log: Blackbeard's First Mate

It's time to pull the Captain's Log out from under the mattress to re-live past tales!

This Captain's Log adventure takes us back to The Tale of the Blackbeard's First "Fist" Mate. Help an old friend find her Golden Fisted Dildos, and she'll shower you with tales of old, and secrets you may not want to know. Whether you weren't sailing these waters yet, or couldn't complete the challenge, Captain's Log Tales bring back all the sexy pirate booty you missed. Fill that missing slot in your log today!

These events won't be in the harbor long. You'll have only 72 hours to complete this Tale. So batten down the hatches, stow the dingy, and smack the nearest Pirate Booty you can find. Cause' this crew is headed for the Thigh Seas!

You can always join our scraggly crew in Discord for more info, or if you want scurvy.